Cloudywind's Podcast

This is a F1 Special Podcast all about this special annual event that is second in popularity and importance to the National Day. This is the time when all participate in the F1 Road Closure and F1 Big Jam, and all put in their money for the F1 Match Bets, F1 Toto and F1 Big Sweep. The totally unrelated F1 Rocks concert is happening as well, where first class superstars all around the world perform in a third class venue.

Suddenly, one country stands out to label some dishes as their national dishes and is determined to stop all other countries from hijacking. But do these dishes really belong to them? If Hainanese chicken rice does not belong to the Hainan island, then why use the word Hainanese? Is Nasi Lemak theirs or does it actually originated from another country's dish? And who has the proof that they own Chili crab?

This issue's podcast is more scary than listening to ghost stories during the Hungry Ghosts Festival. You're about to listen to Cloudywind's first attempt in Chinese Hip-hop! Be scared... be very scared!

It's the Hungry Ghosts Festivals again and stages were put up all over the island for nights of singing and dances. However, this year parents are complaining that the performers were indecently attired and they are worried how this could corrupt their kids' mind! Meanwhile, another authority is also worried about how some entertainers are speaking broken English that might affect the kids too! So what exactly is then suitable for our kids?

The Travel Fair is back and all have rushed there for great travel deals, some even reached an hour before the fair started! While the H1N1 virus scaring the hell out of everyone and making them stay at home previously, now they are all eager and all ready to rush out of the country! But is it really such a good idea to have so many tourists visiting the same old tourist places? Or maybe it is not so bad to stay at home after all?

It's that time of the year again, when the Sing Gang celebrates its anniversary, when the leaders gather to hear what Boss has to say. Boss has a couple of things on his mind. Should his treasurer explain to the men why an external guy was brought in to take care of loans and yet left suddenly? How can they prevent the men from falling off lorries when they rush to fight scenes? What can the older gang members do to stay alive?

Food has a VIP seat in our heart, so VIP that we greet people with "Makan already?". So VIP that we're never short of TV shows that talk about food - most importantly, not how to cook them, but where to find them. Aircon is another VIP sitting next to food. We're always traveling, eating, working and shopping in aircon. Extensive aircon underpasses are there to ensure you don't see the sun when you shop from one shopping mall to another. In the future, you could even travel on a covered travellator in aircon from mainland to Sentosa, so that you won't break a sweat before you reach the beach for sun tan.

Sang Nila Utama decided to go look for somewhere new to hunt, and so he found The Land. Raffles decided to try his luck searching for a good real estate among the Dutch territories, and so he found The Land. The Japanese captured The Land with their bicycles, but did not treasure it. The Land was part of the independent Federation of Malaya, but they decided to give it up. And finally here we are, coming together to celebrate the 44th birthday of The Land!

The Night Club is making a loss. A 40 billion huge loss. Is there any more money left? The Citi band has been fired, the newly employed scapegoat has bailed, what is there left for the Night Club? But alas, the lady boss has other plans for the staff bonus...

It has started. The attack of the Red Gang. Passengers were caught off guard, and there was no way for them to hide their food and drinks. The Red Gang are firm and they take no excuses. To them, there is only one mission. Catch all who eat and drink on the train. Nothing more, nothing less.

Can a national swimmer dip herself into politics? What kind of fresh ideas can she contribute in representing the young and sporty ones? Can an anti-gay professor teach human rights law? How right will then be her thoughts of human rights? Can a beauty queen keep her title when her erotic pictures are flooding the internet? Well, if the naked scholar gets to keep her scholarship, why don't we give the beauty queen a break?

What should good serial dramas be made of? How can a serial drama mesmerize the audience, and be good enough to be rewarded at the Black Stars Award? The story has to be an extremely sad family tragedy with betrayal, law suits, love triangles and not forgetting rape! Or better still, start a war!

The wise thick-skinned MP might be whacked by the netizens but these people hiding behind the cloak of anonymity will not bring him down. "There will always be people who disagree with my views", said the wise thick-skinned MP. There will always be people who thought that waiting for more than 15 minutes for the bus is worth complaining. There will always be the lesser mortals. But the wise thick-skinned MP will not shut up and give in to them, because that is not the function of an MP.

The spam calls are back again, with even more excuses to ask for more cash. The spam calls have expanded their market as well, making wild calls at corporate numbers now. Your business partner has killed someone, or your colleague has gotten himself into trouble. The spam callers are threatening to show up at your office now, or even kidnap your wife and have her nude photos taken by force. But will these spam calls work this time?

How hot is 34 degrees Celsius? Too hot. Too hot even for the princesses in the fairy tales. Too hot for Snow White to eat the apple! Too hot for Cinderella to dress up! Too hot for Sleeping Beauty to sleep!

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